Friday 20 October 2006
- Woman
- My son is gettin' sick of waitin' for the PS3, so I think I wanna get him an XBOX 360.
- GameStop Employee
- Oh, ok, great. We have a special deal right now — if you buy an XBOX 360 with a game priced at $59.99 or more, you get two free games from this list. (Points to list of older bargain games.)
- Woman
- Oh, that sounds good. Do you have-ah the GRAN-THEFT-AUTO for the XBOX 360?
- GameStop Employee
- Well, no. G.T.A. comes out next year. But, there is this other game called Saint's Row, that is just like it. If your son likes Grand Theft Auto, he'll love Saint's Row.
- Woman
- Hmmmm… Is Saint's Row obscene?
- GameStop Employee
- Um, well, if you let your son play Grand Theft Auto, which is arguably the worse game out there in terms of questionable content, you have nothing to worry about with Saint's Row!
- Woman
- Hmmmph. Ok, I'll take it.